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Chapter 21: Professor Trelawney's Prediction

NOTE: This chapter contains some material that my not be suitable for young children. Written by Brad.



Chapter 21
by Brad

Audience: Oh sh**, Trelawney again.

Harry: *is bored*

Ron: *wakes suddenly*

Trelawney: Let’s see if you understand anything I taught you, you idiots.

Hermione: The effing Grim.

Trelawney: You are an old maid who loves books.

Hermione: Bi***! ‘leaves’

Crystal ball: Damn that hurt. Backhanded by a nerd.

Trelawney: Am I high? I mean, did I say something?

Harry and Ron…again: CAPTAIN OBVIOUS TO THE RESCUE!

Ron: Oh, God, if this keeps up she’ll be put in an insane asylum.

Harry: Yeh know, I hate you Ron, and if you don’t mind I’m going to run away using the excuse of this crystal ball that lost its smoke.

Ron: Whatever.

Harry: *puts ball in a different place than it should be and sees face* Oh God, am I becoming a seer? OH GOD NO!!

Face: Harry Potter…

Harry: What?

Face: Do you like my Darth Vader imitation?

Trelawney: *grab*

Harry: OH GOD IM BEING RAPED BY TRELAWNEY!!!!!

Trelawney: Nah, I just dropped acid. That’s all.

Harry: Oh, if that’s all then. I’ll be leaving now. Where’s a trapdoor when you need one? Oh yeah, it got edited out. Damn. Oh well, I’ll just run like the hounds of hell are chasing me.

Trelawney: What do you think I am, human?

Harry: Good point. The only human that ugly is Umbridge and she ain’t until the fifth movie.

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