Audience: Oh sh**, Trelawney again.
Harry: *is bored*
Ron: *wakes suddenly*
Trelawney: Let’s see if you understand anything I taught you, you idiots.
Hermione: The effing Grim.
Trelawney: You are an old maid who loves books.
Hermione: Bi***! ‘leaves’
Crystal ball: Damn that hurt. Backhanded by a nerd.
Trelawney: Am I high? I mean, did I say something?
Harry and Ron…again: CAPTAIN OBVIOUS TO THE RESCUE!
Ron: Oh, God, if this keeps up she’ll be put in an insane asylum.
Harry: Yeh know, I hate you Ron, and if you don’t mind I’m going to run away using the excuse of this crystal ball that lost its smoke.
Harry: *puts ball in a different place than it should be and sees face* Oh God, am I becoming a seer? OH GOD NO!!
Face: Harry Potter…
Face: Do you like my Darth Vader imitation?
Harry: OH GOD IM BEING RAPED BY TRELAWNEY!!!!!
Trelawney: Nah, I just dropped acid. That’s all.
Harry: Oh, if that’s all then. I’ll be leaving now. Where’s a trapdoor when you need one? Oh yeah, it got edited out. Damn. Oh well, I’ll just run like the hounds of hell are chasing me.
Trelawney: What do you think I am, human?
Harry: Good point. The only human that ugly is Umbridge and she ain’t until the fifth movie.