Crystal (cristiline) wrote in sporkhpmovie,

Chapter 14: Substitute Teacher

Final Chapter written by Brad (for now). Now I'm just waiting for chapter fifteen to be finished. Warning: This chapter contains content that may not be appropriate for younger viewers!

Chapter 14: Substitute Teacher

*gate closes ominously*

Dumbledore: All right! Now I can rape all my b****es with my sexy pimp powers!

Filch: All right! Now I can rape Mrs. Norris!

Mrs. Norris: *runs*

Dementors: *Insert Darth Vader breathing here*

Filch: Damn. Black isn’t anywhere.

Dumbledore: Like I expected.

Snape: May I talk to you for a second?

Dumbledore: What the hell, sure.

Filch: I’m tired of raping cats. Now I’m going to rape sleeping girls.

Dwarf: Am I supposed to be Prof. Flitwick?

Snape: Do you have any theories on how Black got in the castle?

Dumbledore: No. I’m on crack.

Snape: Remember our discussion at the beginning of the year, Dumbledore?

Dumbledore: Yes, yes, I’ll pay you for your bit**es by the end of the year, Severus.

Snape: Thank you, but I meant our other conversation.

Dumbledore: Ah. Yeah, well, shut up about it already.

Snape: I have to feign concern for the boy, so I’ll ask whether we should tell the boy about Sirius killing his parents.

Dumbledore: You feign concern well, Severus. But no. Dreams are important…

Inner Snape: YES! The ecstasy I mixed in with his crack worked!
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Honestly this took three hours to write?
It's sad how the community has run downhill. Personally I think it might be best to abandon the whole community, and enjoy the memories of the early days.
First of all, please don't insult others here. This isn't abour creating emnity between fans; it's mean to bring us together and unite against those who we all hate: Everyone who ruins the magic that is Harry Potter by turning it into movies.

If you'd rather just leave and remember the early days, that's fine with me. You don't have to continue reading it.

Second of all, it didn't take him three hours to write this. It took him three hours to write chapters 9, 12, 13, 14, 21, 22, 23, 28, and 31. Maybe you should try writing a chapter if you think you can do better.
Oh, wasn't this the stupid scene with the enchanted ceiling showing galaxies?

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